1. Tree House I was busted by unknown neighbors who squealed to the City of H'ville who sent a zoning department officer to say things to me. He wasn't mean. Tree House I was pulled down the next day. I glared intermittently at the neighbors and entreated them to kiss my tuckus.
2. I have decided to fill that side of the house with tacky lawn ornaments. I have order 12 pink flamingos, 1 three foot high, plastic Santa Claus, two reindeer, a three foot tall tin man who is guaranteed to rattle fetchingly in the wind, three dog statues where the dogs are all sniffing each other's asses, and a gnome who is mooning the world at large. We also have plans for an old toilet and flowers, which was thoughtfully suggested to us by one of my readers. (Thank you! It's a lovely suggestion. I will be posting pictures soon.) I have also got my eye on a five foot tall Easter Island guy statue thing and a Tiki god. I have a book on how to carve my own totum pole, but I'm not sure if I'm willing to go there, yet. (Spring Break project.) (Today I got a package from the mail lady. She is entirely too perky and smiley for a woman who has to do her thing through rain, snow, and dog chasing. And it was my mommy friend, Rebecca, to the rescue! She and I think alike. I will post the picture of what she sent because it fit into my thinking.)
|I placed this gnome squarely where they would|
look out the window and admire it.
|It may not have three trees around the corners but it's going to be|
way cooler than the all the other tree houses. Plus it's going to
be purple, pink, and red. Cressy choose the colors.
|There. I drew the skull myself.|
I love the Bubba covers.
|Hi everybody! Do you want a shot in the butt?|
Well, okay then!
|In addition to my issues with doctors, contractors, neighbors, and|
OCD, I must have issues with teachers. Uh-oh.