|Yes, this is my sister's cat, Mellow, who|
should probably NOT play
Forrest Gump. But I seem to
have neglected taunting the cat
for awhile so I obliged.
And that led me to this question? (It's coming.) Of course this is wishful thinking and the movie rights haven't been sold. (Seriously, Coen Brothers CALL ME!) (And not only am I getting WAY ahead of myself and my sales, but it's somewhat arrogant, too. However, I'm going with WTH?) But who should play Bubba in the movie version?
I'm going to ask the question in big, bold letters so that people think I'm serious.
Who should play Bubba in a movie version?
I have to admit I'm a little buh-buh-buh. (That's where I thumb my lower lip in a repetitive manner and look utterly confused. Sometimes I'll even make strange noises that indicate that my brain has left the building.) In my mind I've always pictured Bubba as being like Clint Walker. He played in a television series called Cheyenne and in The Dirty Dozen, and about a million other things. Here he is, in all his bubba-like, hulking glory:
Anyway, who plays Bubba in the movie? Come on, comment, you know you want to.
And yes, I know this is a little lame post for me today, but my brain is locked in on Bubba. I'm writing, I'm working, and I'm fixated on the plot of Bubba and the Missing Woman. I'm having dreams about Bubba and Miz Demetrice riding sparkly unicorns across a twinkling rainbow while they throw M&M's from a golden leprechaun's pot. (Or was that a Skittles commercial?)
Let me know. Who's Bubba? Because I got nothing.
Next post: All about weird things growing in my yard and I don't mean jalapenos.