The whole side of my yard has a 1000 mushrooms growing in it. Weird mushrooms. But don't take my word for it. I HAVE PICTURES! Also captions. Humorously hilarious captions where I'm compelled to make witty observations! Yea, writing! Hooray, imagination! (I may be out of control.)
|I know it looks like a little pancake or something that|
I threw into the grass but it's a shroom!
|These are orange fungusy growths that are|
devouring the tree or maybe they're
just really good friends. (Hey, if they've
got an open relationship, it's all good.) (The tree
didn't seem unhappy.)
|That's what I'm talking about. These suckers|
are about to sprout legs and take over
the capitol. What, do we suddenly live in
a rain forest?
|This is my idea of a ginormous shroom ready to get biz-ahh!|
I stole this line from a move. I'm a bad, bad author.
|Hey, I've seen some of these types at the fancy food store.|
And I think I've lost the point of the blog, but who cares?