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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

OMFG! Something's About to Happen!

This is supposed to be like, a neon arrow that blinks, but
I couldn't figure out how to make it blink so I made
wavy lines instead because I couldn't think of anything
else.  Oh, well.  Just look anyway.
You!  You in front of the computer and the one with the smart phone.  Look up there!  Yes, up there!  Above the title and the date.  At that number.  Yes, that NUMBER!

It's almost at 10,000.  OMFG!  Quick, keep hitting this post so I can hit 10,000!  Also, click on one of the advertiser's spots because that's how I get paid.  You wouldn't want a starving fat woman would you?  That would be really ugly.

Oh, crud.  I'm about to ramble again.  I'll stop before it's too late.  But quick!  Hit the post again!

11 comments:

Mac said...

I clicked refresh a few times for you, just because I agree, a starving fat woman just wouldn't do.

Cathy Ward said...

Ok, I'm gonna refresh a few times, too. Just because I want you to quit obsessing about this and write another Bubba story.

traveen said...

10,003.. Yay.. I think..

Carwoo said...

Who was obsessing? Click. Click. Click. Yea, 10,000! It's like when you watch the odometer on your car except you don't get into a car accident. Haha. That never really happened. I love blogging.

traveen said...

Hey, you said..."Also, click on one of the advertiser's spots because that's how I get paid."

I do not see any advertisments?

Carwoo said...

You don't have an ad right below this post? Must be your server blocking them or a secret alien conspiracy. Oh, well. But you're good. I know you buy my books so you're like gold!

traveen said...

nope,,, no ads.. Yay for me.. but that just meansd I'm at work. So that sucks.

Anonymous said...

I know this post is two months late but I just found your blog after reading one of your Bubba books. I really enjoyed it. I just wish on the nook the font wouldn't change. But getting off subject, online while on my nook the advertisements are on the top of the page, right above " Confessions of a Fat Woman."

Carwoo said...

So which book has font changes and I'll try to fix it. I swear! Email me at clbevill@clbevill.com.

Anonymous said...

I just read Sea of Dreams! PLEASE make a sequel! It is one of the best books I've ever read. seriously...I need to know what happens next!

Carwoo said...

Getting to that one soon. There's just so much to write and so little time.