So it dawned on me that I didn't do a special Halloween edition. Here ya go, something to scare you:
|Look Cameron Diaz without makeup. Girls|
can't win, can they?
|I'm doing a celebrity theme here. Since I was just|
talking about Justin Bieber dolls, I thought it
was way cool that there's a Justin Bieber zombie.
See the worm coming out of his eye?
Where was I? Oh, yes. Halloween.
|I never owned a cat that would have allowed me|
to do this to them. I would have bloody stumps
and I would have spent Halloween in the
emergency rooms with all of the drunks dressed
|How long did it take to carve the little pumpkin?|
And what is the tongue because it looks like
an orange sock or something.
|Pretty sure this isn't Jamie Leigh Curtis,|
but I liked the photo.
Oh, NO! I'm on a weird tangent. Could be ugly. Wait, I'll take care of it, right now.
|Okay, this was lame.|
Oh, Freddy, you're so droll. Can I milk this one anymore? Let me think about it.
|Why am I picking on the Steelers? I do not know. If this really|
ticks you off, just imagine I wrote in there, Cowboys or Buccaneers or
something equally abhorrent to you.
Anyway, Happy Halloween. May you get Snickers and Kit-Kats instead of gumballs and pencils in your little buckets.