Therefore I haz some shizz to say about what I've learned in the last five weeks.
Anyway, it turns out that if you substitute turkey for some of the meats you can get more bang for your buck. However, the bang doesn't exactly taste right. Example: Jenni-O turkey hot dogs. These aren't actually bad. They have about 70 calories per dog and they don't taste exactly wrong. If you put a crapload of mustard on them, you're golden. (No pun intended.)
|It was hot and it was technically a dog, so yes, it was.|
|I know this really doesn't have anything to do with the blog, but|
I never would have thought to do this with a coffee pot.
|Do you think this woman looks at memes of herself all day long?|
|So this guy finally retired. They sent his|
character into space in the commercial. How degrading.
I bet they didn't send Dos XX's with him.
"In space, no one can hear you scream because there is no beer."
|And I got distracted again. This guy is from Turkey, and I don't|
know why it's supposed to be funny, but I liked it anyway.
|Distracted again. I would say it was the diet, but it's probably just me.|
So I went looking for recipes and found one for meatloaf. I decided that I would attempt to make a lower calories version of meatloaf using lean ground beef and lean ground turkey. Believe me when I say that I added the normal amount of onions to the recipe and then I doubled it because I knew if I didn't it would taste more like dog food again.
|I went looking for turkey meatloaf memes and I couldn't find any,|
but I did find this picture that someone did for their recipe, so I
will now make fun of it by saying it looks like
a turkey meatloaf fruitcake.
That just made me gag.
|So someone got really bored with their turkey meatloaf and|
threw boiled eggs in it. I did not do this with mine. Maybe
|I yam amused. Also I have no yams.|
|I thought I was perverse. Someone actually|
took the time to make a baby meatloaf with
bacon diapers. This looks uber gross. I
wish they posted the after it was cooked part.
|This has to do with Meatloaf, but not meatloaf.|
Get it? Also, he probably won't have meatloaf
in space, unless it's the freeze dried kind,
which is probably worse than the turkey meatloaf fruitcake.
Fat Woman (who might have to rename her blog) out.