|It's Confessions of a Fat Woman so it has|
a fat squirrel. Go figure.
|I couldn't find a funny Longmire meme, so I went with a cool one.|
|Wait. I found one. Wonder what people in Wyoming think of|
|Here kitt-ee, kitt-ee, kitt-ee.|
This cat looks like he could chew through your arm.
|I haven't done a Bubba 6 cover yet, but|
I found this one, which I need to look
up on imdb.com because I have
to watch a movie called Bubba the Redneck Werewolf.
I just have to.
|Okay, this was lame. But he kind of looks|
like a zombie. That would have been a better
title. Zombie Hobo with a Shotgun.
Why don't they come to me for
I kick ass in making up titles.
(Bubba and the Dead Woman, right?)
Fifth, Deadsville isn't selling that well. I'm disappointed but it happens. I'm not sure exactly where I went wrong. I tried to write something that I thought would sell. It didn't happen. Therefore I've come to a decision. I'm going to write what I like to write. That's the joy of being an independent writer. I get to do what I want and have fun doing it. Like writing a blog about how we make cats neurotic.
|End with a joke. (You have to imagine the drum roll.)|