I just learned, just now, that the plural of minutia is minutiae, and I feel compelled to share it. There you go. With that in mind I found two memes relating to minutia.
|I need this t-shirt.|
Could not be simpler.
So now for an abrupt change of subjects. Recently someone complained that...wait, I have to insert a spoiler alert here.
For anyone who hasn't read Bubba and the Zigzaggery Zombies, I will be making a reference to the plot of the same and I don't want anyone to say, "OMG, Caren, you totally spoiled it by making me read the blog before I read the book. You wanker." Or something like that. So attention, spoiler, spoiler, spoiler. If you haven't read Bubba and the Zigzaggery Zombies, and you desperately want to read Bubba and the Zigzaggery Zombies, but just haven't got the chance, DO NOT READ PAST THIS POINT.
|Spoiler for George R. R. Martin.|
(Why does he have two middle names?)
All right, recently someone complained that I skipped the whoopee scene between Bubba and Willodean. There it is, in a nut shell, no pun intended. They actually complained that I skipped the scene and what the hell was I thinking by doing so.
Consequently, I was thinking about the complaint. In all honesty I think the Bubba series aren't the kind of books where a gratuitous scene should be included. Furthermore I hate coming up with ten synonyms for the male member, (penis, tool, peter, phallus, Johnson, schlong, willy, wait I have to stop to laugh) and I've been known to giggle while writing such scenes. Basically I don't usually write them.
I went looking for romantic memes and I found pulp fiction covers, which are almost as good. (This counts as a change in the blog, but don't worry I'll get back to the other thing quickly.)
|I love this cover. I might have to go and read this|
Bubba looked into Willodean's eyes. Willodean looked into Bubba's eyes. The bedroom door shut. Several minutes later, "WHOO HOO!" was heard.
There you go. That's as explicit as I'm going to get with that. Just for that one complainer person.
But to make up for it, here's some more funky pulp fiction covers.
|This looks newer but it's also really cool.|
|I love this one, too. It doesn't get any more|
succinct. She wakes up screaming.
|Who doesn't like a jungle babe looking at a|
great ape whipping men?
|Seven bone chilling tales. Seven.|
|If you're going to have a radioactive redhead,|
she should be a badass. It goes without
saying, although I said it anyway.